I'LL NEVER BE OK WITH FREE! ENDING!!!😭
me: the chuck e cheese security guards were very physical and abusive and i can assure you that i will never return to their rat filled establishment
judge: is it true you were attempting to masturbate in the ball pit while yelling about the illuminati?
me: fuck off. next question
mm yeah same
im going to bed, but in the meantime, i want yall to imagine jean and marco’s excitement when they both realize they’re thirstin hard for each other and they’re so eager that they both get tangled up and fall out of bed together
and then imagine marco bouncing on jean’s cock on the floor